my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
There’s no such thing as fate.
There’s no such thing as werewolves.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people