audize:

Who the hell is dale

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

vanjalen:

CRYING

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

jonsterzmonsterz:

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dis fuckin bitch

There’s no such thing as fate. 
There’s no such thing as werewolves.

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

josephinem:

still relevant.

TMR